Mesh-Bottom Freshness, Reinforced Bottom Toughness: Tote Bag for Post-Workout Realness.
Mesh-Bottom Freshness, Reinforced Bottom Toughness: Tote Bag for Post-Workout Realness. Mesh-Bottom Freshness, Reinforced Bottom Toughness: Tote Bag for Post-Workout Realness.
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Now With Extra Microplastics Parody Tote Bag

Now With Extra Microplastics Parody Tote Bag

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  • Retro cereal box parody design mocking plastic contamination in everyday food
  • Perfect for eco-conscious humor lovers, clean eating skeptics, and satire fans
  • 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
  • Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
  • All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
  • Spot clean/dry clean only.


This item spoofs the classic breakfast cereal aesthetic with a bold twist, your morning bowl now includes bottle caps, straws, and microbeads. The phrase “Now With Extra Microplastics!” bursts across the front in vintage-style typography, backed by a cartoon cereal bowl filled with plastic debris. It’s a sarcastic take on the very real issue of plastic infiltration in food, packaging, and water.Designed for people who combine clean living values with a sharp sense of humor. Whether you’re part of the environmental science crowd, detox community, or just tired of silently swallowing toxins, this item blends activism and irony into a loud visual statement. A conversation starter for those who laugh to keep from choking, on plastic.



  • Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
  • Date First Available ‏ : ‎ April 2, 2025
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ merch_template

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